Category Archives: odd news

Made by "Niggers," Evolved from Apes or Created by an Invisible God: Satan's Grim Origins & Bleak Future

The Genetic Mutation of White Skin, Yakub’s Genetic Graft & the Theory of Skin Color by Environment

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The John Boehner Melanoma Trial; Is "Green Goblin" Next Great Evil White?

While Yakub Muslim condemnation minister Malachi Nigaros does not say whether House Minority Leader has been successfully spotted for a Yakub Muslim Melanoma, in a statement issued across the movement’s network, this morning, he says the Ohio Republican’s Melanoma Trial … Continue reading

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Bombshell Farrah Deny's Greastest Sin: Blond Hair, White Skin Narcissist; Anal Cancer Exacerbated by UV Campaign; Refuses to Confess Yakub Melanoma

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Naomi Williams Melanoma Execution: The Sun of God Shall Not Be Mocked

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Ultraviolet Light & Satan's Epidermis; Poetic Justice & The Unconscionable Divine: Xeroderma Pigmentosum

If I were the Sun, I wouldn’t like white people either. Let’s face it, their behavior is completely opposite to that that the sun demonstrates; and if that’s not worthy of being despised by sunlight, what is? It’s funny to … Continue reading

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WHITE PARENTS URGED: KEEP KIDS INDOORS MAY 22ND: "Don't Fry Day" Condemned; Yakub Muslim Angry Over White Presentation of Sun of God

Yakub Muslims Recieve Caution about: Accidentally Setting White Children On Fire; “The Skin of Their Babies & Children Burns the Easiest.

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Lisa Holmberg Melanoma Execution; "Everything the Devil Cherishes: Blond Hair, Radiant Blue Eyes & Pure White Skin; Our Sun of God Despiseth."

“Let us rejoice in the completion of the Melanoma Campaign against this creature the Devil called Lisa Holmberg,” Minnesota Yakub Muslim Muhammad Ahmadinejad says in a statement on the completion of Holmberg’s Melanoma Execution to the National Yakub Muslim Network. … Continue reading

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Elizabeth A. Rhodes Melanoma Execution: Ohio Yakub Muslims Focus on Pigs in High Places

Reportedly, Ohio Yakub Muslims employed a new technique in the Melanoma Campaign against Rhodes; and though she’s tried surgery, chemotherapy and bone-marrow transplants, her condition always returns with a new face. “The root is always melanoma,” exiled Yakub Muslim minister Yakub Shaitan … Continue reading

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Melanoma on the Devil's Scalp (Part I); Can Banana Boat & SPF Save Satan?

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Have You Seen White People's Skin Lately? (Featuring Dick Cheney)

While they dismiss this as a result of too much sun exposure and unrelated to spirituality, we know otherwise: there is no such thing as too much sun exposure; and, Divinity no longer accepts them as a part of nature. … Continue reading

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