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Thomas Chimes Melanoma Execution: He is Forbidden to be Burried in Earth

The Philadelphia Yakub Muslims say they have begun embracing the new edict forbidding white corpses burial and, reportedly, have contactd the family of Thomas Chimes, whose Melanoma Execution was completed Tuesday (his birthday), and admonished them about burrying Chimes’ body.

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