While Yakub Muslim condemnation minister Malachi Nigaros does not say whether
House Minority Leader has been successfully spotted for a Yakub Muslim Melanoma, in a statement issued across the movement’s network, this morning, he says the Ohio Republican’s Melanoma Trial has started.
“Like George Bush Sr., George Bush Jr. and 2008 presidential candidate John McCain, as he continues to flame his race’s historic perversion and hypocrisy, he will be shamed before the world.”
In Yakub Muslim circles Boehner’s acquired the nickname of “Green Goblin”.
“ I was born dark, but I do like to play a little golf, and it’s my escape from all of the pressures of my job .” –Rep. John Boehner, on Fox News Sunday, when asked “How do you keep that tan?”
Some experts, however, say Boehner’s tan isn’t natural:
Theory: Intentional tanning of some kind (sun, booth or self-tan) Proof: “His hand looks like self-tanning, because you can actually see spots . . . He definitely has more color [than other people in photos with him], it looks like a maintaining tan [because] the ears look the same. I can tell when someone is wearing makeup; by judging the photos I can tell he is not.” – Erwin Gomez, makeup artist and Georgetown salon owner
“Boehner, the Green Goblin has emerged as a very evil and vile man,” Nigaros says. “Some even regard him as one of the next great evil ones.”
While no estimate has been published on how long Boehner’s Melanoma Trial will endure, leading Yakub Muslim scientists say evil whites who fulfill the hypocrisy of Whited Sepulchre’s Disease live longer before the world than those who seek to be good.
“The ultimate testimony of whites is that they are the manifestation of evil upon the earth. When they recognize that within themselves and seek thoroughly fulfill that calling, so that the fullness of reprobation can be seen, they often live longer than devils who seek to be good,” says Yakub Muslim cleric Elohim Belial.