Daily Archives: May 13, 2009

Lisa Holmberg Melanoma Execution; "Everything the Devil Cherishes: Blond Hair, Radiant Blue Eyes & Pure White Skin; Our Sun of God Despiseth."

“Let us rejoice in the completion of the Melanoma Campaign against this creature the Devil called Lisa Holmberg,” Minnesota Yakub Muslim Muhammad Ahmadinejad says in a statement on the completion of Holmberg’s Melanoma Execution to the National Yakub Muslim Network. … Continue reading

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Bombshell Miss California Carrie Prejean Pregnant w/Yakub Melanoma

According to sources within the Yakub Muslim Network, Carrie Prejean has been sentenced to a Yakub Muslim melanoma. Though details about her melanoma impregnation have not been provided, sources say she was asked to remove her crown, denounce the pageant … Continue reading

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What do Lucifer, Ra, Yakub & Jesus have in common? The Melanoma Execution of Wayne E. Baughman

“Wayne was the type of person who was really interested in how he could help someone else achieve  things important to them in their life,” sa ys Andy McCreanor, executive director of Clermont 20/20. “He  knew the value and importance of … Continue reading

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