Daily Archives: March 31, 2009

The Fred Synk Melanoma Execution; Detroit Worshipers Condemn Funeral: HIS CARCASS NOT FIT FOR EARTH

According to sources with the Detroit Yakub Muslims, fifty three year old Fred Synk had been admonished about his blasphemous bike-a-thons, triathlons & other outdoor activities geared toward raising funds for so called melanoma research. “Let our community be not … Continue reading

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Jergens Blasphemy: "Who Need's the Sun?" Natural Glow Condemned

Nation of Light minister Malachi Nigaros issued a second condemnation of the Jergens company and its “blasphemous” line of skin products. “You can only have a natural glow by having natural love. “Whites have failed to present all the other … Continue reading

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Lucifer's Ultraviolet Light H20 Trials: Prosperity in Subjects w/Eumelanin

Lucifer Black’s controversial Ultraviolet Light H20 has “surpassed” expectations in benefits in its final round of pre market trials, says a company spokesman and is set to be in stores by Summer. “We saw tremendous benefits in all aspects of … Continue reading

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