God Damn America Thanks God for West's Heatwave, Midwest Floods…

“God Damn American movement participants praise both God and or Mother Nature for the strings of disasaters and catastraphies that afflicted the property and lives of white Americans this week,” the movement’s new natonal spokesman Slaughter Lightfoot said. “We do claim responsibility for the torential heat wave chastising the whites of the West Coast, the floods devistating the property and lives of whites Midwest and, too, the increased amounts of ground level ozone afflicting whites in the Southern states. Divinity is responding to our prayers, meditations and fastings.”

“WE LOOK FORWARD TO THE DAY WHEN THE HEAT & ULTRAVIOLET LIGHT WILL MAKE IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR WHITES TO JOIN US OUTDOORS” – Elohim Belial

Crooks, who spoke before a diverse audience of blacks from varying grassroot movements that included the Black Hebrew Pagans, the Yakub Sun Worshipers, members from the Nation of Light and some Black American Islamic sects, delivered his address at the Yacub13X Atlanta compound.

“Today, June 21, 2008 marks the beginning of a prayer, meditation and fasting protest that is the most unique among American protest movements. For, we are not assembling physically for this movement. Yet we know that those participating, where ever they may be, are all combined together in spirit.”

“THOSE OF YOU WHO SPARED THE CUP OF WATER TODAY BROUGHT THE HEATWAVE” – Elohim Belial

Spiritual leader Elohim Belial, who is widely regarded as the father of the movement, says the movement has been received requests for information from blacks, other people of color and even white sympathizers from nearly every state in the country.

“TO HASTEN GOD’S DAMNATION, THERE ARE THOSE WHO WILL MAKE A SMALL GOD DAMN AMERICA SACRIFICE & MEDITATION WITH US EACH DAY NOW UNTIL THE FALL DATE ARRIVES. THIS, TOO, IS ALSO WELCOMED” – Elohim Belial
“YET KNOW TODAY’S SMALL SACRIFICE WAS ALL REQUIRED TO FOR OUR START.”

“With the success we are seeing with this first date, we are encouraged that the Fall date (September 22nd). The fastings, meditation and prayers of participants were answered, this week, with the flooding in the Midwest and the heatwave torturing the whites on the West coast,” Belial said. “There was also a minor earthquake in St. Louis, on Friday, that we accepted as a primer from Mother Nature and or God that our fastings, meditations and prayers had been received and found acceptable.”

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4 Responses to God Damn America Thanks God for West's Heatwave, Midwest Floods…

  1. Al Reltney says:

    Look here you stupid fuck, you Gars can’t take the fucking Goddamn heat any more than Whites can. This heat wave can kiss my goddamn ass and that cunt mother nature or whoever is responsible can take a cock up the goddamn ass. Fuck this goddamn heat and fuck your goddamn ass too.

  2. Al Reltney says:

    Oh yeah, and one more thing, the floods and heat are inflicting pain on Gars too dumbass. And lastly your God is a fucking pussy, a real pathetic fuck of a gunch hole cunt. Fuck the son of a bitch.

  3. Al Reltney says:

    Oh hell one more thing, you and your cunt God assfuck each other? Maybe take turns taking it in your stupid black ass from Satan, a big load of Satan goo on both your goddamn faces? I think you would both enjoy that.

  4. Al Reltney says:

    I am very sorry I should’t have disrespected you and your religion, that was so unAmerican of me. What needs to happen is that you and your God need to bend over, you know like you are looking at a hole in the ground, you don’t know your ass from? Then have some double dicked Demon slip up and piston fuck both your stupid asses whilst you both lick on a cock! That is a lot better I believe.

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