With the reward for his capture climbing to over $150,000, sources allege that before notifying authorities of his whereabouts, new Ghetto Bragging Rights SuperThug Eric Floyd sent a message out to Philly’s Ghetto Bragging Rights community saying: I am legend.
Floyd’s surrender allegedly came on the heels of his learning that his first week Ghetto Bragging Rights tallies were beating Savannah, Georgia’s superthug Michael ‘Slavery Avenger’ Thorpe’s first week tally.
But there’s more. According to another source, the 5400-block of Windsor Street, where police report Floyd was captured, was the spot to be:
“There was a block party like nothing we’d ever seen. Everybody was doing their thing. Floyd footed everything. After specifics were defined, he even arraigned who’d snitch him out for the reward money. At the end of the ride, ‘E’ was exhausted. Everybody was already telling him he’d already made the GBR’s nation level. He’d been partying for a full four days straight and just wanted to get a little, rest and wait for boys to come pick him up. The media and so-called authorities spun this thing around. FLoyd wanted one thing: the Sexiest & Hardest Ghetto Black Male Felon Bragging Rights.”
In 2006, Thorpe was convicted for the 2005 botched Christmas eve pursejacking of Jennifer Ross. Ross, a privileged white whose forefathers owned hundreds of African slaves, was a Mercer college student.
During the robbery, it is widely reported that snottedly rebuffed her assailant. It has been reported, however, that Thorpe wasn’t attempting to rob Ross as much as he was targeting because of her family’s history.
“Floyd, Warner and Cain each had their eyes on toppling Thorpe,” a Philly GBR member said. “Thorpe’s been the one everyone’s trying to beat.”
Throughout the course of the last week, Ghetto Bragging Rights anti black poverty activist St. Nicolas Thief visited Philly to coordinate a new social action protest campaign some Philly blacks plan to launch at the start of Liczbinski’s funeral.
Some say Thief may have leaked sensative GBR data to the community letting Floyd know his new GBR seating. Still another source alleges a clique of black policemen down with the GBR helped Floyd avoid capture until his national GBR seating could be attained.