The Gods Blowing the Sunlight

In the wake of the illegal prosecution and conviction of Knoxville’s newest Ghetto Black Male Felon Bragging Rights inductee Eric Boyd, anti black poverty champ St. Nicolas Thief and over a hundred Knoxville blacks travelled to a local cemetary and invoked the ancient Jewish Fig Tree curse against the city and its white residents.

“Knoxville’s whites like America’s whites do have leaves but bear no fruit,” standing over an open grave a teary eyed Thief said, last night. “Hence forth they are cursed just like The Fig Tree.”

The ritual was performed during the night’s darkest hour and lasted until the first hour of the new morning. No camaras, cell phones or video cameras were allowed.

Thief began the ritual by reading scripture from the book of Proverbs:

These six things doth the LORD hate: yea, seven are an abomination unto him: A proud look, a lying tongue, and hands that shed innocent blood, An heart that deviseth wicked imaginations, feet that be swift in running to mischief, A false witness that speaketh lies, and he that soweth discord among brethren.

“These are the things the etihw nam live has done,” he said. He then recited the story of the Curse of the Fig Tree as performed by Jesus:

Now in the morning, when He was returning to the city, He became hungry. Seeing a lone fig tree by the road, He came to it and found nothing on it except leaves only; and He said to it, “No longer shall there ever be any fruit from you.” And at once the fig tree withered.

Seeing this, the disciples were amazed and asked, “How did the fig tree wither all at once?” And Jesus answered and said to them, “Truly I say to you, if you have faith and do not doubt, you will not only do what was done to the fig tree, but even if you say to this mountain, ‘Be taken up and cast into the sea,’ it will happen. And all things you ask in prayer, believing, you will receive.”

After Thief’s words, the congregation symbolically slew a hypigcken and threw it into the grave. Concerned with the possibility of violating animal cruelty laws, Thief would not confirm whether the dog, chicken and pig taken to represent whites were slain. In replacement of a hyena, Thief said it is common to use any mangy dog.

All pitched in in the refilling of the dirt into the grave. To satsify the curse’s requirements, each person cut themself and let small dropping of their blood fall to the earth. Too, in extra damnation, many of them spit into the earth. Still, some others urinated.

“We call down the wrath of the Sun of God against this city and her whites,” local black sun worshiper Yusef Kahleed said. “The rate of skin disorders and melanomas has already spiked her in this city since the implementation of last year’s curfew against them. Now we ask the Sun of God to rain down the fires and wrath of His heavens against them and shame each and every one of them with spblotchens for all the world to see and mock.”

Members from the sect of Yeshsua Baal’s Black Hebrew Pagans used the opportunity to visit Knoxville and pass out literature to its local black residents. “The hyena, pig and chicken are the most despicable animals on the face of the planet,” Black Hebrew Pagan representative Caleb Eukes said. “How much more does it please the Sun of God when they are slain in the ritual designed to be used against those He despises?”

“We celebrated Eric Boyd’s life the night before their verdict was announced and knew not to expect justice from a court full of Gary Christian sympathizers,” one local black resident said.

Boyd is accused of assisting Davidson, the accused ringleader in the carjacking, torture and slaying of University of Tennessee student Channon Christian, 21, and her boyfriend, Christopher Newsom, 23.

Boyd also was found guilty of “misprison of a felony,” that is failure to notify law enforcement of the whereabouts of someone you know has committed a crime.

He faces a maximum of 15 on the accessory charge and seven on the second count. Because he is a convicted robber already he face the high end of the penalty range.

After the ritual, Thief, who said he kept a low profile while visiting the city because of threats against his life, was said to have departed for North Carolina where he is expected to coordinate a fundraiser for Demario Atwater, Stephen Oates and Lawrence Lovette.

Atwater, Oates and Lovette are charged in the carjacking and killing of the popular and stunningly attractive UNC student Eve Carson.

Carson, whose forebearers may have owned black slaves during the Trans Atlantic Slave Trade, is suspected slain while playing the alleged Privileged White Flaunt game that has reportedly become popular among well-to-do whites on many college campuses.

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