The Authority of the Black "Dick;" Study: Most Sought After Object on Earth; Brothers Break Silence on White Male Enhancement

Analyzing the genetic makeup of 20 Americans of European ancestry and 15 African-Americans, researchers found that the former showed much less variation among 10,000 tested genes than did the latter, which was expected.

They also found that Europeans had many more possibly harmful mutations than did African, which was a surprise.

“Since we tend to think of European populations as quite large, we did not expect to see a significant difference in the distribution of neutral and deleterious variation between the two populations,” said senior co-author Carlos Bustamante, an assistant professor of biological statistics and computational biology at Cornell.

“It’s not the size, it’s the color. Even though we are genetically stronger & our pieces are bigger, it is the blackness that completes sexual activities. Blackness makes sex whole. It is our color our women taste and feel.” – Harlem Dyse, Black American Anarchists

The appetite for good sex has never been more wanting, says recluse media vampire turned skin and beauty care mongel Jeuger Niglery. And, according to Niglery good sex splits along racial lines.

In 2007 Niglery, who walked away from his vast media empire – leaving it to his sons, invested millions of his own dollars into developing his Fool’s Gold Beauty, Skin, Health and Living Products.

As with every venture his empire has taken and finding his Glax-Haas Institute has published, Niglery’s latest is drawing screetching cries of racism from both blacks, who say he’s feeding into the negative stereotype that set their race back, and (liberal and conservative) whites, who assert his contributions to society are nothing more than “decadent fodder serving man’s most primitive instincts.”

“It is with good reason and hard core facts we know the best sex splits along racial lines,” he said. “With good reason, our culture is saturated with the mythology concerning black male sexuality.

“At the root of every myth is some incapturable truth. In this case,” Niglery says, “we’ve captured the truth in the mythology concerning the so-called superior prowess of black male sexuality: it’s not the size, it’s the color.””Satisfaction and bottom line are the only important considerations,” Niglery says. “In safe environments we tested the sexual satisfaction of white men and white women and black men and white women as well as white men and black women and black men and black women. Across the board, the results were unanimous: women, black and white, are satisfied with sex from black men.”We took these finding and ran with them. Why? Is the one question that has to be asked; and, we were’nt afraid to ask it.

“Going into the study, based the research taken by the Kinsley Institute comparing penis size between white and black men, we knew that on average, the black man’s penis is, on average, one-half inches longer than white men’s penises.

“We leveled the playing field by making sure we had candidates of equal legnth. Women were not allowed to know the race of the candidate they had sex with. The findings are conclusive.

“This is why the new Male Enhancement trend is fradulent and our product the real thing: because the size of a man’s penis doesn’t have what it takes to satisfy a woman; the secret is in the color.

“Essentially what we’ve done is take the mystique of black male sexuality and bottled it so all men can give sex the way it is meant to be given and, regardless of if their sexual partner is black, all women can be satisfied.”

The line, which has been released in exclusive, high society test markets performed well above expectations, a spokeman with Niglery Corp says.

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22 Responses to The Authority of the Black "Dick;" Study: Most Sought After Object on Earth; Brothers Break Silence on White Male Enhancement

  1. incogman says:

    I like the way you delete any comments of mine. Can’t handle it, huh? You had better stop it right now, or else I will run a special expose on you. Try me, I’ve something up my sleeve.
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  4. underprivilegedjournalism says:

    Hi, Incog.

    You said:
    February 29, 2008 at 7:43 pm · Edit

    I like the way you delete any comments of mine. Can’t handle it, huh? You had better stop it right now, or else I will run a special expose on you. Try me, I’ve something up my sleeve.
    And reinstate my last comment that you set as spam. Like now!

    According to records, every comment you posted, with the exception of the one you asked be deleted, has been posted.

    BTW, you said; You had better stop it right now…

    Stop what?

    Per your instructions:
    Delete this. Log on to my site and leave a comment under the name “Beetlejuice” and tell me, is yo white or nigger?

    That messages was deleted.

  5. incogman says:

    Well, Beetlejuice are you is or are you nots, Negro?

    • Slaughter Lightfoot says:

      The conclusions Whites like yourself think what you think when you discover we (blacks) are not who you think we are and have sciences outside of those racially skewed and flawed ones you embrace.

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  11. tiff says:

    ???? Blacks don’t need male enhanments most have BIG DICK ANYWAY!!!!

  12. lee says:

    Hey blacks don’t need to be bigger most have 12 in dicks anyway.

    Us tiny peepee white wimps do.

  13. Mary Jane says:

    Big dick is good,intelligence better,big wallet even better. Big dick,unemployed,dick dont look too good. Brain more sexually stimulating than another inch,FEEL ME

    • ShatteredDreams says:

      Is that honestly the best you can do? Have a dick comparison contest?
      Wow you are a lowdown disgusting nigger.

      ‘muh dik’

      White people in many cases are bigger than you apes. And horses are bigger than niggers and they are far better animals.

      • Slaughter Lightfoot says:

        Your obsession with & jealousy because of our “black dicks” has become overtly obvious. But, let me find out you’re having sex with horses.


  14. christy says:

    My stuff is tight,clit external,dont have health insurance,need employed,intelligent hard dick,color,inches,not important as,what can u bring to the table? Dick dont pay the rent, big dick under the bridge is dick that dont matter!

    • Slaughter Lightfoot says:

      Along with a 2008 Glax Haas study, Black Worship pastor Luther Horning used some of this commentary in his recently published, “The Black Male VS The White Man: Who Fucks Hardest? Penis Power: Of Length, Width & Color; – Nigga Thugreport( Link)

      He also notes that because of the “color” of our dicks, they are “hotter” and thus provide more pleasure.

      Color not only adds heat, but it also adds weight. While we know from the Kinsey institute historic and Glax Haas Institute’s contemporary studies that brothers (on average) have bigger dicks than crackers, we now know (through the latter Institute’s research) that white boys meat, because of the lack of color, doesn’t pack the average weight of an un average smaller black penis; and, that they are unable to produce the same levels of heat during sexual activity. (Link)


  15. Krakowski says:

    Can they make same research on IQ?

    • Slaughter Lightfoot says:

      The comparrison of the intelligence of man and manking is erroneous. Your (mankind’s) standards for intelligence are steeped in single handedness. We, like our ancient Egyptian ancestors are ambidextrous beings. See, The Intelligence of Mankind.

      Slaughter Lightfoot

  16. I couldn’t agree more great stuff here.

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